I guess I could shorten the previous posting.
Please don’t sell Elixir as an FPL - it’s not it’s a CPL (Concurrent Programming Language)
Don’t get into “my FPL is purer than yours” arguments. Don’t even think about talking about Monads. Change the subject.
“What’s a CPL?”
“You know, the kind of stuff the WhatsApp servers are written in …”
