What does your ideal version of Elixir look like?

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My ideal version of Elixir would be Elixir but without all the issues I mentioned in my first impressions post:

Learning Elixir, frst impressions ( plz don't kill me ! )

About me? ( if you have nothing better to do than reading about some random guy in the internet ) Hello all, this is my first post in this forum, so I apologize is something is off. I am rather a direct person with strong opinions, but don’t be afraid of me, I don’t bite ! Recently I have been learning Elixir for a job offer ( yes, apparently you can find jobs using this thing! I mean, you have to sacrifice a virgin and a goat [ it can be a virgin goat ] to the Gods of Old …

And monads. It would have monads as first class citizens