I just love that @josevalim, the creator of Elixir, says “as far as I know” when referring to the name of the language. 
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HAHAHA Good catch!
I haven’t come across them, but I Johnny Winn has brought them up on the Elixir Fountain.
I bumped into them a few years ago in a guitar shop. Next time I’m buying strings, I’m not settling for anything less 
Visiting this bar is also on my to-do list
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I recently watched the Harry Potter movies for the first time and I wondered if it had influenced some of the names. Alchemy, potions, the phoenix, etc.
I thought it was “There are only two hard problems in software development: cache invalidation, naming stuff, and off-by-one errors” 
I suppose Elixir solves that last one for us.
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Nope, this compiles fine. ^.^
Enum.at(something, 4) # something is only 4 in length, so we are one off the end! ^.^
I have to thank you for rekindling my interest in looking at OCaml. I had forgotten how much I like the syntax and with an option like Bucklescript I don’t even have to feel guilty about not wrestling with JavaScript.
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True, true. But at least it returns nil, vs something like
int main() {
int test[4] = {1, 2, 3, 4};
printf("%d\n", test[4]); // Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
}
Heh, though using a decent C/C++ compiler that would be caught since you are using constant values and you’d get a warning, where elixir gives nothing. ^.^
Not that elixir is bad at all, most fully typed languages would not get this either without dependent types support (I.E. not Haskell/OCaml/Elm/etc… very few languages have dependent types, although you can emulate them with OCaml’s modules, they are near unrepresentable in Haskell), just it is a folly to consider it a solved problem. ^.^
Agreed. And you are correct, XCode showed a warning on that line of code. Just playing a bit. So far in my Elixir adventures I’ve yet to try to access an item by index. I either filter down or use List.first/1 or List.last/1
I usually pattern match myself, consider these two cases:
myVar = someFunction("blah")
# Case 1
first = List.first(myVar)
# Case 2
[first|_] = myVar
# Case 3
case myVar do
[first|_] -> useFirst(first)
[] -> doOtherwise()
end
Case 1 is using List.first, it works.
Case 2 is pattern matching, same as Case 1 but I like it as it makes it explicit what it is doing.
Case 3 is a case statement, longer sure, but the usage of the match is handled and if the list is empty that is also handled.
However, what if myVar was nil? Maybe even through no fault of someFunction/1 but rather some other call or so. Cases 1 and 2 and 3 all crash.
A statically typed system on the other hand has to know what is returned, like given this equivalent OCaml code:
let myVar = someFunction "blah" in
(* Case 1 *)
let first = List.hd myVar in
(* Case 2 *)
let first::_ = myVar in
(* Case 3 *)
match myVar with
| first::_ -> useFirst first
| [] -> doOtherwise ()
Given someFunction "blah" can only return a list (otherwise it throws an exception if an exceptional condition):
- Case 1 → Compiles and works as expected, returns first as
firstelse throws an exception. - Case 2 → Compiles and works as expected, returns first as
firstelse throws an exception. - Case 3 → Compiles and works as expected, you handle all paths.
However, given someFunction "blah" can return a list or () (Ocaml’s version of nil) as a Result.t or just an option, say because of an internal refactor later on in the project and the above original code was missed in the update, then:
- Case 1 → Will not compile, List.first only accepts a variable that can only be a nil
- Case 2 → Will not compile, the match construct cannot match anything of myVar, have to decompose the option.
- Case 3 → Will not compile, the match construct cannot match anything of myVar, have to decompose the option.
You either have to withDefault the option/result to a default value to get back to the original handling, or you have to handle the option properly. In either case in a dynamic language this is missed and will crash sometime later (hopefully in tests, most likely in prod, especially if the tests do not test a nil case because there was no nil case originally). Dialyzer ‘might’ catch this if all paths can be confirmed, but that cannot be guaranteed. 
It won’t come from here but somehow elixir reminds me of frobscottle, an invention from Roald Dahl.
In The BFG, he describes frobscottle, a fizzy drink where
the bubbles fizz downwards instead of up. Upward-fizzing bubbles
make one burp, something the giants in the book find ‘filthsome’.
Sophie, the heroine, takes issue with the alternative.
“With frobscottle,” Sophie said, “the bubbles in your tummy
will be going downwards and that could have a far nastier
result.”
“Why nasty?” asked the BFG, frowning.
“Because,” Sophie said, blushing a little, “if they go down
instead of up, they’ll be coming out somewhere else with an
even louder and ruder noise.”
“A whizzpopper!” cried the BFG, beaming at her.
“Us giants is making whizzpoppers all the time! Whizzpopping is
a sign of happiness. It is music in our ears! You surely is not
telling me that a little whizzpopping is forbidden among human
beans?”
“It is considered extremely rude,” Sophie said.
“But you is whizzpopping, is you not, now and again?” asked
the BFG.
“Everyone is whizzpopping, if that’s what you call it,”
Sophie said. “Kings and Queens are whizzpopping. Presidents
are whizzpopping. Glamorous film stars are whizzpopping.
ittle babies are whizzpopping. But where I come from,
it is not polite to talk about it.”
“Redunculous!” said the BFG. “If everyone is making whizpoppers,
then why not talk about it? We is now having a swiggle of
this delicious frobscottle and you will see the happy result.”
The BFG shook the bottle vigorously. The pale green stuff
fizzed and bubbled. He removed the cork and took a
tremendous gurgling swig.
“It’s glummy!” he cried. “I love it!”
For a few moments, the Big Friendly Giant stood quite still,
and a look of absolute ecstasy began to spread over his
long wrinkly face. Then suddenly the heavens opened and
he let fly with a series of the loudest and rudest noises
Sophie had ever heard in her life. They reverberated around
the walls of the cave like thunder and the glass jars rattled
on their shelves. But most astonishing of all, the force of the
explosions actually lifted the enormous giant clear off his
feet, like a rocket.
“Whoopee!” he cried, when he came down to earth again.
“Now that is whizzpopping for you!”
(Roald Dahl – The BFG 1982)
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So Guinness is frobscottle? See http://web.stanford.edu/group/Zarelab/guinness/ for some enlightening explanation.
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When I google elixir, at least I comes to these results :
- Elixir as programing language
- Elixir as potion on a game
- Elixir as a guitar string
- Elixir as a one of Laravel feature
But I think Elixir name is cool!
Owh… come on… it must be have some meaning no? Considering elixir is a cult right now.
*jk
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It wouldn’t surprise me. Dahl loved a beer (stout?) in his favourite pub “the old swan” I saw in a documentary. Maybe he met these men there too: “There was only one disaster. Three silly men who had drunk too much beer for lunch decided to climb over the high fence surrounding the pit, and of course they fell in. There were yells of delight from the giants below, followed by the crunching of bones.” (bfg)
