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What kind of weapon is Elixir?

Saw this comic and started thinking about what kind of weapon Elixir might be. Anyone have any good answers?

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OvermindDL1

OvermindDL1

Those are so wrong, lol. C first of all is anything but for making reliable code, it should be old and does a very very fast weapon that breaks catastrophically, and a lot just gets worse from there. ^.^;

It’s also a fairly old comic, lol.

For Erlang/Elixir, probably a nanite swarm I’d say.

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egze

egze

Elixir is a lightsaber, a sword of pure energy that can cut through anything. But you need Jedi training first.

bigbassroller

bigbassroller

Elixir is a stealth bomber, the secret weapon no one knows exist.

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